 - Last login: 4 days agoKatylah
- katylah is a 21 year old woman from Sydney, NSW, Australia.
- Likes 449 pages, 3 videos, 22 photos • 3 fans
- Member since May 04, 2007
Let me tell you a story, about a girl on her birthday, in a world where she doesn't fit.
She is loud and thinks she's funnier than she is, easily bored, a heavy drinker, judgmental, boring, overweight, an ex-smoker but weak-willed, unoriginal, uncreative, proud, faithless, godless, lustful, hypocritical, a liar, needy, clingy, terrifying, lackluster, mediocre, average, unpleasant.
She is ever watching. Analysing. Putting in boxes. Ticking. Crossing off. Crossing out. Keeps sporadic journals filled with the sadomasochistic machinations of an ego maniac. Draws on her jeans. Steals pens. Hits people for mispronouncing her name. Drew blood once. Has 80s hair. 80s shoulders. Reads children's fiction, forgetting for a few brief hours that she is an adult now.
Is the fact that she keeps a livejournal redeeming?
Probably not.
But livejournal is not the issue here. Maybe she should get a tattoo?
Favorites » Her satire pages

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Florida Voting Machine | Politics & Government | Funny Videos, Pictures and Joke…
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Jul 23, 2007 1:20am
16 reviews
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http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/248736/jokeid/12760

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US Department of Laughs
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Jul 23, 2007 1:10am
205 reviews
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http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/

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Flying Spaghetti Monster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Jul 23, 2007 12:20am
387 reviews
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

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Sarcastic Quotes, Sayings & Humor - Sarcasm Society
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Jul 14, 2007 11:09am
70 reviews
satire
http://www.sarcasmsociety.com/sarcasticquotes/

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Sarcasm, Sarcastic Comments, Quotes, Remarks, Dark Sarcasm
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Jul 14, 2007 11:06am
194 reviews
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http://www.sarcasmsociety.com/

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http://www.thefrown.com/frowners/becomerepublican.swf
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Jun 10, 2007 12:54pm
571 reviews
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http://www.thefrown.com/frowners/becomerepublican.swf

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Whos On First? Takeoff
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Jun 4, 2007 11:42pm
550 reviews
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http://www.freewebs.com/lfriedma/funny.html

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The Lemon: History Of The Internet
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May 14, 2007 9:22am
413 reviews
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http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/internet_history/

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Why Cant I Own a Canadian?
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May 14, 2007 8:39am
1197 reviews
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http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html
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